Good sleepy time comedy

Ahh the joy of sleeping with another person again. In the desert, I was sleeping on the top bunk, an error that I will be sure to never repeat. It does me no good, being almost 30 to have to hop on and off a bed. What am I, in 6th grade? The bed was also solid as a rock and small enough to accomadate most of my torso. Well, whilst slowly adjusting to the joys of sleeping with another person, namely the wife, one encounters various quips. I was sleeping last night, on my stomach; which for me means that I have my headon my hands and my pillow on top of my head; for safe keeping of course. Well, the wife thought that I still was using the second pillow which we prop under ourselves for t.v. watching. She immediately took the pillow, which she thought would be cumbersome, off and threw it on the ground. In my sleepy stupor, I could still manage a witty remark, saying, "Ahh, who needs pillows?" She then realized that I had my sleeping pillow on top my head and quickly replaced it. I had a good laugh at this when she recounted it at the morning coffe. Good times indeed.